You Sly Fox

"Hey, my name is Sly Cooper. I'm a no-good, two-bit, trouble-making, thieving raccoon who loves to travel the world in a van with a turtle and a hippopotamus and sneak through the night, cracking safes, pick-pocketing wallets, stealing from other crooks like me and break the law while cowardly running away from the super-amazing Inspector Carmelita Fox who I'm totally in love with. I'm always dreaming of kissing and cuddling with her all through the night like the bad man I' am. Come here, Gorgeous. So I can steal another kiss from you. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!"

"Heh. Heh. Heh. You know me so well, Carms."

"Sly?! Oh, hey. Funny seeing you awake, right now! Have you gain some more muscle? Looking hot. Heh. Heh."

"Well, well. Carmelita Fox, you sneaky, devious, naughty, bad cop! I thought you said that stealing is wrong."

"Well, like you said, stealing from other thieves is different. Come on, Ringtail. I was just playing around. I'm sorry."

"You know, Carmelita. You look sexy as a master thief. Maybe you and me should partner up together and pull some heists on some gangsters and spend some romantic time on the rooftops. We make a pretty good duo."

"Tempting, Sly. I love it. But I still want to work for the badge. You don't mind?"

"Why would I mind? It's not the same without you being my favorite police officer."

"Okay. How about I steal another thing from you? This!"

Carmelita sees Sly napping on the couch and thought it would be funny to try on his mask, his hat, and his cane, and pretend to be him. Sly saw Carmelita's whole act and enjoyed it. The two made up with kissing and cuddling on the couch. HA!

I got the idea from a fellow Sly Cooper fan named silverxblaze1, now known as Lich-Lord-Tyranus, , and his fan fiction named An Unexpected Slip, Chapter. 5 and the episode of Family Guy If I'm Dying I'm Lyin' when Chris Griffin called his dad "You sly boots." Thought it would be fun to see Carmelita try on his stuff and act like him.

Hope all you Sly Cooper fans and anyone from Sucker Punch Productions and Sanzaru Games love it and leave comments please.