Sly Cooper, Moon-Shyne, and WarnerRepublic presents:

Jessica and Matthew Cooper-Fox in: Morning Mischief Madness!

    Its 6:00 on a Saturday morning in lovely Paris, France. The sun is rising from the East; shining upon the Eiffel Tower and the city's whole skyline with beauty and brightness. Some of the people are awake to get ready for work, while others are enjoying more sleep. Two of them are Sly Cooper and Carmelita Fox, peacefully cuddling together in bed. At the Cooper-Fox apartment, the heroic master thief raccoon and Interpol Head Commissioner red fox are still sleeping. Carmelita has a day off today and the two of them just want to enjoy some more sleeping and cuddling together. The lovely couple are showing smiles on their faces as they have sweet dreams.
    On a Saturday, most children enjoy the weekend by sleeping in more hours after the tiresome weekday schedule of waking up early for school and doing long hours of educational work. But two kids are wide awake and ready to have some fun. Sly and Carmelita's bedroom door opens a little, creaking softly as it moves. Two smiling kids are the ones who open it, planning on something humorous for the sleeping raccoon and fox. It's Jessica and Matthew Cooper-Fox, Sly and Carmelita's half raccoon/ half fox children, who wants to play a prank on their mom and dad. The two are snickering quietly and watching their parents move a little as they dream. Jessica and Matthew plan a little joke for them last night and are prepared for the fun.
    "Okay, Matthew. Are you ready for what we've planned and gone over from last night?" said Jessica.
    "Yep, I remembered every step of this simple, foolproof plan. It should not fail. We got every material we need, and this is going to be some funny stuff we're going to pull."
    Matthew hold his mouth as he's trying not to laugh at the prank he and his sister are going to pull off.
    "Yeah, I know. This is going to be hilarious. Alright, Matty. Show me the bag."
    Matthew shows his bag of several black markers, a rope with a fishing hook tied to it, and two black masks. There's enough markers for them to use on their parents. He said,
    "I remember every step of the plan: silently sneak into Mom and Dad's bedroom, get into the bed, color Mom and Dad's faces, and head back into our beds and sleep without getting caught. Its the perfect crime for us."
    "I think Mom and Dad deserve a little chuckle and a smile when waking up with faces full of silliness and creative artwork. Ha-ha." said Jessica.
    "Alright, big sis. Lets do this. No going back."
    "No going back, little bro."
    The foxcoon siblings fist-bumped, showing they're ready to prank their mom and dad. They put on their masks and sneak into the bedroom in tip-toes while Jessica carries the bag on her back. They reached the end of their parents' bed and Matthew pulls out the rope with the fishing hook and swings it around like a lasso. He throws it at the top of the bed's end frame and its caught on tight. Matthew looks at Jessica with a smile and a thumbs-up, showing that the next step of the plan has succeed. The two climbed the rope to the top of the bed and they see their mom on the right and their dad on the left side of the bed, sleeping and hugging each other.
    "Ahh, look at our angelic mother and father, sleeping away peacefully. And they won't know what hit them. Heh-heh." said Matthew.
    "Time for phase three."
    "My favorite time of the day."
    Jessica happily rubs her hands, sneaky and sinister like while Matthew happily cracks his knuckles like the tough guy he always is. They quietly crawl through the bed's blanket and between their parents' legs and torsi. They reached their mom and dad's faces, neither of them are noticing their children in their bed. Carmelita moves a little to cuddle with Sly. The children hold still and worried their mother is waking up. But she's still sleeping heavenly. The two kids made a sigh of relief.
    "That was too close." whispered Jessica.
    "Okay, time to work on both of our masterpieces." said Matthew with a grin.
    The two foxcoons pulled out a black marker from their bag and took out the caps. Their markers' tips touch each other in a toast-like fashion. They started drawing on their parents' faces and the both of them are having the time of their lives. They giggle a little at every drawing they made on their faces. Neither Sly or Carmelita is feeling the markers move on their faces. They are enjoying their long, gentle, deep sleep.
    After ten minutes, Jessica and Matthew are finished. Jessica makes a kiss with her hand and Matthew crosses his arms with a grin, showing their artwork is finished. Carmelita's face has a drawing of a worm coming out of her nose, a handlebar mustache, an upside-down triangle goatee under her lip, the small words, "Rock and roll, forever!" and "Jessica Is Super Cool!" on her forehead, a big peace sign on her right cheek, and a bubble on the left saying, "I Heart My Husband's Butt!" Sly's face has drawings of stitches of his cheeks and forehead, cat whiskers, peach fuzz, sharp vampire teeth and a tongue sticking out of his lips, the small words, "Matthew Is Awesome!" and "Kiss Me, I'm A Crazy Man!" are under his eyes, a doughnut monster on his forehead, girl eyelashes, a woman's lips around his mouth, a screw and a baseball together, and a bubble with an arrow pointing at his right nose hole, saying, "Put Finger Right Here!"
    "Isn't this a beautiful work of art, Matt?" asked Jessica.
    "Yes, Jessica. I call this, "Sleeping Clowns Cuddling Like Silly Weirdoes."
    "B-e-a-utiful. Our little angels are sleeping so peacefully. Sleep well, Mom and Dad."
    "You two deserve this nice sleep."
    Jessica and Matthew walked down the bed, snickering and high-fiving each other at their success. They jumped out of the bed and grabbed the climbing rope, heading out the bedroom door and shutting it silently. The kids disposed of the evidence by flushing the markers, the masks, and the bag down the toilet.
    "A job completed well done, partner." said Matthew.
    "Yeah, the World's greatest superhero master thief and Interpol's greatest police inspector just got their faces handed to them by their two kids. Sleep well, Bro."
    "You too, Jess."
    They quickly head back into their beds and enjoy the rest of the morning, sleeping. Their mission is a success.

    Its 7:00 AM, Carmelita is starting to wake up. She yawns a little while stretching her arms and rubs her eyes for any eye dust. She licks her mouth for any dry lips and turns her head to see her husband, Sly, sleeping towards the right. She makes a smile and moves closer to him to give him a big kiss on the cheek. She sees none of the drawings on his face since he's facing right. She's feeling playful right now and cuddles with her sleeping husband.
    "Good morning, Ringtail." whispered Carmelita at his ears.
    Sly starts waking up when Carmelita is making flirtatious moves on him. He makes a big yawn and a smile. He loves it when Carmelita acts romantic and playful towards him, knowing they're going to have fun.
    "Good morning, Carms. You had some nice dreams?"
    "Yeah, about you. But right now, I'm in the mood for some nice kissing."
    "Ha-ha, this is going to be a fun morning."
    Sly turns his head around, facing towards Carmelita. She is surprised at seeing Sly's face filled with drawings. Sly is also surprised and stunned at seeing Carmelita's face filled with drawings. Carmelita said,
    "What the heck...ah, Sly."
    "Ah, Carmelita. You have something on your face."
    "You too. Look."
    Carmelita pulls out a mirror from the drawer and shows it to herself and Sly. They look at the mirror and see all the silly drawings on their faces. They are confused on how they got them. 
    "How did we get these?" asked Sly.
    "Did we went to some wild party last night?"
    "No. Is that cat whiskers and vampire teeth I have?'
    "Is that a worm coming out of my nose? What's with these words on our faces? 'I Heart My Husband's Butt?'"
    "What? 'Put Finger Right Here?'"
    "What happened to our faces?! Why do we have..."
    They look at each other and made a conclusion on who is responsible.
    "Kids."
    "Heh, those sneaky little devils." said Sly. "They thought it would be funny to mess with our faces when we're sleeping. I got to say, they did a great job."
    "Yeah, those little Leonardo da Vincis and Andy Warhols are quite the master artists when it comes to pranking us. Huh, I thought the whoopee cushion gag and silly signs on our backs would be enough for them when it comes to pulling jokes on us."
    Sly looks at the mirror, seeing the other words written on his face.
    "Ha-ha. Matthew, my son. You are awesome."
    "Yeah, and I do like rock music." said Carmelita. "Those little munchkins are going to pay for this."
    "Hold on, Carmelita. We are going to have fun this morning."
    Sly walks up to the drawer and found some markers.
    "Care to join in some mischief, babe?"
    "I sure do, babe."
    Sly and Carmelita look at each other with grins. They are going to enjoy getting revenge on their mischievous children.

    The raccoon father and fox mother sneak inside Matthew's bedroom, smiling at their attempt to prank their son. Matthew's bedroom is filled with posters of Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, and Infamous: Second Son. Justice League comic books are on his desk with motorcycle toys and police officer action figures. A skateboard Matthew is working on is also on his desk. Sly and Carmelita are looking at their son, sleeping peacefully on his bed.
    "Ahh, look at our little muscle man." said Sly. "He likes to act like a tough guy but he sleeps like an angel."
    "He sure does. What do you think he's dreaming about?" asked Carmelita.
    "I think he's dreaming of being in a cop action film. You know him. He likes being a muscle-bound hero with a shock pistol."
    "Just like us. Now, time for him to look like a clown."
    "Yeah. Heh-heh."
    Sly and Carmelita uncapped their markers and started drawing on their son's face. They giggle silently at every drawing they made on Matthew's face. After five minutes, they finished drawing on his face and head into Jessica's bedroom. Her bedroom is filled with posters of Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and the Teen Titans. There's Lego pieces on her desk and a PlayStation 3 under her TV. They sneak closer to her bed and watch their daughter sleep.
    "Our little girl looks so cute when she sleeps." said Carmelita, happily. "She looks just like when she was a little baby."
    "Yeah, fun-loving, giggling, happy, and full of life. She is still like that. I think she's dreaming of being a superhero right now."
    "Yeah, but Batgirl right here must be the evil genius behind this joke of theirs."
    Sly and Carmelita started drawing on Jessica's face, giggling at every drawing they made. Just like they did with Matthew, it lasted for five minutes. They walk out of the bedroom, holding hands and laughing quietly at successfully pranking their children. 
    "Ha-ha, those kids of ours finally got what they deserve." said Carmelita.
    "Yeah, they should have think twice when planning on messing with their mom and dad like that."
    "Revenge is pretty sweet, Sly. Heh."
    Sly and Carmelita give each other a kiss for a job well done.
    "So, you're in the mood for some breakfast right now?" asked Sly.
    "Yeah, my stomach is in the mood for some pancakes and omelets. But I can't wait for the look on Jessica and Matthew's faces when they find out about this. Ha-ha."
    "Their faces will be priceless when they wake up. Ha-ha."

    Sly and Carmelita decided to make some breakfast for themselves and also some for their kids when they wake up. Its 7:30 AM, Jessica and Matthew are waking up after some nice extra sleep. Matthew stands up and stretches his arms and yawn. He walks over to his desk and turns on the lamp. He takes a sit and works on his skateboard, the Cooper-Fox Dude 2002. He is working on the small jet engines under it for quick transport. Jessica sits up and covers her mouth as she yawns. She walks out her bedroom and scratches her butt a little as it itches. She walks into the bathroom to brush her teeth. She breathes into her hand to smell her morning breath.
    "Ahh, fermented gym socks smell. Time for a brush." she said. Without looking at the mirror, she grabs the toothbrush and puts in toothpaste. She looks down at the sink as she brushes and spits. She continues brushing and looks up at the mirror, seeing the drawings on her face and shocked. Jessica gasps and accidentally chokes on her toothbrush a little. She coughs it out at the mirror, making a mess. She coughs seven times and wipes the mirror with toilet paper. She sees the drawings on her face and surprised at seeing them. Sly and Carmelita have drawn a beard, x's and o's, an ear on her forehead, a sun around her left eye, a mustache, a halo, the Cooper family emblem, a lollipop with the word, "Sucker!" on it, and a bubble saying, "I Love My Mommy And Daddy!" on her cheek. She touches her face to feel the drawings. She is confused at how she got the drawings on her face.
    "What the...Huh! How did this..."
    Jessica decides to ask her brother on how she got the drawings on her face. She dashes out the bathroom and bashes into Matthew's bedroom. 
    "Matthew! Matthew, I need to ask you something!"
    "Jessica, what is it? What the heck..."
    Matthew turns around and sees his sister's face filled with drawings by surprise. Jessica is surprised at seeing his brother's face with drawings on also. Matthew has glasses drawn around his eyes, devil ears on his forehead, a peace sign, a bubble saying, "I Smell!", the Interpol emblem on his right cheek, flies around his nose, the Sanzaru Games monkey, the word, "butt" on his chin, and the words, "My Mom and Dad Are Awesome!" on his left cheek. Jessica tries to speak with Matthew while she's stunned at seeing his brother's face vandalized.
    "Ahm, Matthew? You got some..."
    "Jessica, why does your face look like a kid's painting from Kindergarten?"
    "I don't know. I'll get a mirror."
    Jessica ran back into her bedroom to get a small mirror for her and Matthew to see. They both see the drawings on both of their faces and confused at what happened.
    "What the heck happened to our faces?!" asked Matthew. "I look like a college frat boy party victim!"
    "Or that dentist guy from the second Hangover movie!"
    "I didn't do any of this!"
    "Me neither!"
    "Then, what is going on here?!"
    Sly and Carmelita are at the door, still with the drawings on their faces and laughing hysterically at seeing their kids shocked and confused at seeing the handiwork they made on their faces. They're carrying cups of coffee and they try their best not to spill them as they laugh.
    "Well, if it isn't our lovely master artists, Jessica and Matthew." said Sly with a grin.
    "Heh, hope you two enjoy our little masterpieces we gave you." said Carmelita with a grin, taking a sip of coffee.
    "Mom? Dad? You did this?!" asked Matthew.
    "Oh, come on. We can't take credit for all the work." said Sly as he places his coffee mug on a dresser and crosses his arms. "You two brilliant graffiti artists are the inspiration for all this."
    Carmelita finishes her coffee and places the mug on the dresser. She walks up to her children to mock them some more.
    "Yeah, thank you for inspiring us to make some lovely face-painting. And, we totally got you. Ha-ha!"
    Carmelita spoke in a joking child-like voice and points her finger at both Jessica and Matthew. Sly joins in the fun with Carmelita in mocking their children.
    "Ha-ha! I hope you two learn a very valuable lesson; when you mess with your mom and dad too far, you get pranked, hardcore."
    Jessica crosses her arms and rolls her eyes with a grin and Matthew smacks his forehead with a grin. They are embarrassed at their parents making fun of them, but they're very good sports when it comes to jokes and playing with their mom and dad.
    "Okay, Mom and Dad. You guys got us and we're sorry." said Jessica.
    "Yeah, you guys did a great job pranking us." said Matthew. "I really like the craftsmanship you did on us. And nice job not waking us up when sneaking into our bedrooms and drawing on our faces."
    "Well, I had a lot of practice." said Sly.
    "I really like the work you did on us." said Carmelita. "My favorite is the, 'I Heart My Husband's Butt!' one. Ha-ha! Really, kids?"
    "Ha-ha! Well, you have been starring at Dad's back a lot, Mom." said Jessica.
    "Yeah, that is true." said Sly looking at Carmelita with a grin. "You kids are quite the comedians when it comes to jokes like this. You know, kids, all of this would make a great family photo."
    Carmelita agrees with Sly on the idea.
    "You're right, Sly. I would love to remember this moment on the family photo album. Let's get the camera."
    Jessica and Matthew shouted, "Yay!" when their parents decided on taking family photos of them with the drawings on their faces. They went into the living room and Carmelita pulls out the camera. The Cooper-Fox family took a lot of photos of them smiling with the drawings and writing on their faces. They took multiple pictures of them making silly faces at the camera. They stick their tongues out, open their mouths with their hands, act like zombies or posing bodybuilders, kissing faces, or pose like hip hop singers. After the kids ate their breakfast, Sly and Carmelita place their new family photos on the family album. The raccoon/fox family laugh at the photos of them and enjoy the fun they had playing jokes on each other. Sly said,
    "I'm really glad you two drawn on our faces. Thanks to you guys, we have new memories to look at in the future."
    "Our pleasure, Dad." said Jessica. "What a way to start our weekend together."
    "Wait, does these type of markers have ink that is washable for fur?" asked Carmelita.
    "Of course." said Matthew. "What kind of company sells markers that is not washable on anything? That would be stupid."
    Sly reads the sign on one of the markers to check the warning label.
    "Harpie Markers! Warning: ink is nonwashable to any species that have fur! You should have used Pic or Pencil Mate."
    The Cooper-Fox family is stunned when knowing they can't get the ink off their faces' fur. Jessica said,
    "Ah, crud!"

    The End.

Sly Cooper and Carmelita Fox are created and owned by Sucker Punch Productions, Sanzaru Games Inc., and Sony.
Jessica and Matthew Cooper-Fox are created and owned by Moon-Shyne, (Alicia).
Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Infamous: Second Son, and PlayStation 3 are owned by Sony.
The Hangover, Batman, Batgirl, Superman, Wonder Woman, and Teen Titans are created and owned by Warner Brothers and DC Comics.
Legos are owned by the Lego Company.
Harpie Markers is based off of Sharpie.
Pic and Pencil Mate are based off of Bic writing company and Paper Mate.